Today Is My Birthday! Quarter Life Crisis!

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
11/30/2017 at 11:15 • Filed to: Birthday

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I am 25 years old as of 10:01 AM Central Time. Post what non-smart cars I should get! :P

I already bought my own present this year, my own Flight Simulator X PC build. I received the GPU and the DVD drive yesterday. I get more parts today! I also checked on my house last night and was happy to see nothing stolen or destroyed.

My dream birthday/Christmas present for this year (and perhaps every year until I get one) is a U-Haul CT13. 1,000 pounds dry baby! :D

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If one day I hit my head and suddenly not like smarts, what not-smart should I get?


DISCUSSION (46)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:21

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https://maine.craigslist.org/ctd/d/2007-infinity-qx56-luxury/6402820781.html

This is about as far to the opposite end of the spectrum as smart cars.


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:21

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Everyone likes a little Scamp.


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:21

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Happy Birthday!

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Kinja'd!!! Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:22

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E46(or e36) m3

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Kinja'd!!! fintail > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:24

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Enjoy:

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Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:24

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You should get a slammed, cambered, 2000 fart can Civic Type R-icer.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:31

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Happy birthday!!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:33

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Happy Birthday! Have some cake!


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:35

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Easy. I think one of these would be perfect.


Kinja'd!!! Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:40

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The answer is always bitchin’ El Camino.

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Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:40

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HBD! Second image result for “dumb car”:

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Kinja'd!!! nermal > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:43

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You need to achieve balance.

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The answer is obviously a bro truck:

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Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:45

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Happy birthday!!


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:47

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Happy Birthday! And if Smarts won’t cut it, how about the (original) Cinquecento?

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Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:48

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Happy Birthday! I am happy you are back.

For your birthday a trip here

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To buy this 230 SL

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Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 11:48

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What you really need is a 3000LB (dry weight) motorhome with an air cooled flat six engine:

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https://www.corvair.org/chapters/ultravan/


Kinja'd!!! Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > CalzoneGolem
11/30/2017 at 11:48

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So.... dumb cars


Kinja'd!!! KevlarRx7 > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 12:05

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Something Jap;

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Something German;

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Something from home;

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Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 12:05

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Only one answer to this.

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Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > CalzoneGolem
11/30/2017 at 12:07

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Gotta have it stanced, of course!

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Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > $kaycog
11/30/2017 at 12:08

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Thanks!  Eat the roof first to make it a convertible!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 12:10

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There we go.


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 12:10

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Pick one.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 12:14

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Happy birthday! 25 isn’t so bad. I’m just departing my 25th year


Kinja'd!!! Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 12:21

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Happy bday! To go to the exact opposite of a Smart, get the most dishonest concept of a car ever, like a Toyota Highlander or a Honda Pilot. Or a Hummer H3.


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 12:25

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Happy birthday! Hopefully, the next quarter century leads to massive improvements in your life.

I believe you either need to go really massive or alternatively get something even smaller for when finding Smart parking is much too hard.

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Or;

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 12:33

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Happy birthday!

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Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 13:02

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Happy birthday!

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Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
11/30/2017 at 13:04

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Not sure if you’re asking me on a date (have to decline for obvious reasons) or if you’re telling me to put a giant wing on a Civic Type R and engine swap it with a Geo Metro engine.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 13:16

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The REAL four door sports car!

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*Anthropomorphic hotdog sold separately 


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 13:48

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Happy birthday!


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 14:42

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Lol. The second one. Don’t forget, it’s gotta have either the park bench wing or— just follow these guidelines:

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Kinja'd!!! REO Jackwagon > Mercedes Streeter
11/30/2017 at 17:10

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Happy Birthday, glad to see you on here.

You might try a recent Pontiac GTO or G8

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Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Mercedes Streeter
12/01/2017 at 00:47

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This one is old enough to be your father and only three were ever built...

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Mercedes Streeter
12/01/2017 at 06:26

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happy birthday!

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Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
12/01/2017 at 08:27

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What is that wonderful thing? :D


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Mercedes Streeter
12/01/2017 at 17:31

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1969 XW Ford Falcon Surferoo Ute. Made as promotional items, it was never put into production and the three that were made were sold off.


Kinja'd!!! Tropical Snow > Mercedes Streeter
12/01/2017 at 19:32

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I suggest you keep with the smart cars

I sold mine but will indeed seek another


Kinja'd!!! Tropical Snow > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
12/01/2017 at 19:33

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surfer oo?

haha


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Mercedes Streeter
12/01/2017 at 20:58

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Crap I’m late. But Happy Birthday!


Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Mercedes Streeter
12/04/2017 at 02:28

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You need a Hyundai Veloster with a stick and the turbo engine, an GTX 1080, an 2012-spec i7 laptop with an expresscard port, an eGPU expresscard adapter, and an RCA to HDMI port. This means flight simulator action in the comfort of a weird 3 door manual turbo car!


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
12/04/2017 at 22:11

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Yes, but buy something with the steering wheel on the correct side of the car, like this:

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Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > $kaycog
12/04/2017 at 22:12

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Well played.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Mercedes Streeter
12/04/2017 at 22:13

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Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
12/05/2017 at 04:46

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Left is not Right! Right is Right! Got it? Right. Good.

Clearly the answer is centre steering.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
12/05/2017 at 08:00

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This is a favorite of mine.