![]() 11/30/2017 at 11:15 • Filed to: Birthday | ![]() | ![]() |
I am 25 years old as of 10:01 AM Central Time. Post what non-smart cars I should get! :P
I already bought my own present this year, my own Flight Simulator X PC build. I received the GPU and the DVD drive yesterday. I get more parts today! I also checked on my house last night and was happy to see nothing stolen or destroyed.
My dream birthday/Christmas present for this year (and perhaps every year until I get one) is a U-Haul CT13. 1,000 pounds dry baby! :D
If one day I hit my head and suddenly not like smarts, what not-smart should I get?
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https://maine.craigslist.org/ctd/d/2007-infinity-qx56-luxury/6402820781.html
This is about as far to the opposite end of the spectrum as smart cars.
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Everyone likes a little Scamp.
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Happy Birthday!
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E46(or e36) m3
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Enjoy:
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You should get a slammed, cambered, 2000 fart can Civic Type R-icer.
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Happy birthday!!
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Happy Birthday! Have some cake!
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Easy. I think one of these would be perfect.
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The answer is always bitchin’ El Camino.
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HBD! Second image result for “dumb car”:
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You need to achieve balance.
The answer is obviously a bro truck:
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Happy birthday!!
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Happy Birthday! And if Smarts won’t cut it, how about the (original) Cinquecento?
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Happy Birthday! I am happy you are back.
For your birthday a trip here
To buy this 230 SL
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What you really need is a 3000LB (dry weight) motorhome with an air cooled flat six engine:
https://www.corvair.org/chapters/ultravan/
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So.... dumb cars
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Something Jap;
Something German;
Something from home;
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Only one answer to this.
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Gotta have it stanced, of course!
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Thanks! Eat the roof first to make it a convertible!
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There we go.
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Pick one.
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Happy birthday! 25 isn’t so bad. I’m just departing my 25th year
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Happy bday! To go to the exact opposite of a Smart, get the most dishonest concept of a car ever, like a Toyota Highlander or a Honda Pilot. Or a Hummer H3.
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Happy birthday! Hopefully, the next quarter century leads to massive improvements in your life.
I believe you either need to go really massive or alternatively get something even smaller for when finding Smart parking is much too hard.
Or;
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Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday!
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Not sure if you’re asking me on a date (have to decline for obvious reasons) or if you’re telling me to put a giant wing on a Civic Type R and engine swap it with a Geo Metro engine.
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The REAL four door sports car!
*Anthropomorphic hotdog sold separately
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Happy birthday!
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Lol. The second one. Don’t forget, it’s gotta have either the park bench wing or— just follow these guidelines:
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Happy Birthday, glad to see you on here.
You might try a recent Pontiac GTO or G8
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This one is old enough to be your father and only three were ever built...
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happy birthday!
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What is that wonderful thing? :D
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1969 XW Ford Falcon Surferoo Ute. Made as promotional items, it was never put into production and the three that were made were sold off.
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I suggest you keep with the smart cars
I sold mine but will indeed seek another
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surfer oo?
haha
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Crap I’m late. But Happy Birthday!
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You need a Hyundai Veloster with a stick and the turbo engine, an GTX 1080, an 2012-spec i7 laptop with an expresscard port, an eGPU expresscard adapter, and an RCA to HDMI port. This means flight simulator action in the comfort of a weird 3 door manual turbo car!
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Yes, but buy something with the steering wheel on the correct side of the car, like this:
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Well played.
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Left is not Right! Right is Right! Got it? Right. Good.
Clearly the answer is centre steering.
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This is a favorite of mine.